Memory is the Konami LaserScope to our Nintendo brain it has the potential to be awesome, yet turns out unwieldy and kind of retarded. Any time we try to use our internal Google, our mighty blob of think mulch turns into a grumpy gnome, running around the skull cavity and frantically digging in file cabinets for that ever missing folder labeled "Where the hell did I put those [dress shoes/shot glasses/assless chaps]?"
Although the finer workings of our memory bones are still surprisingly ill understood by brainologists, what they have managed to uncover so far indicates that our rememberin’ bits are mainly held together with the neuropsychological equivalent of duct tape and a prayer.
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But the worst weather by far is the kind that gets in your head.
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Some days it’s difficult to remember things and you don’t know why. Everything should be fine, yet your brain keeps making farty sounds when you try to remember where you put that winning lottery ticket. It’s not your fault. It’s just the goddamn weather playing you like a violin.
You know how people seem gloomier when the weather gets bad? Research suggests that your memory dislikes bad weather even more than your emotions,
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That ridiculous, ridiculous thing has actually happened to me a couple of times, and I have never once managed to make those calls. To my brain, that long string of numbers might as well have been written in Morse code. By a toddler. Science says we all have the same problem.
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