?angle grinder : Use of the tool not following the instruction manual is dangerous (translation : Use the dangerous tool not following the instruction manual) (all the manual looks like translated online) extension cable : to be connected by qualified electrician only label on cable of hair dryer : some 6 lines in RED AND BLACK CAPS LOCK of obvious stuff and ‘DO NOT REMOVE THIS LABEL’ at the end school textbook about emergency cases : in the case of gas leakage turn off the electricity a sudden short circuit may lead to explosion package of CFL : images showing to hold it by the socket (that its screwed in) and not by the lamp computer power supply : do not open this cover trained service people only no service people only no servicable components inside soy milk : may contain soy cat food : not to be eaten by humans acetone : exterior use onlySpotted on a half galllon jug of beer: "Surgeon General’s Warning: May cause intoxication." Spotted on very off brand allergy medication: "Side effects may include itchy, watery eyes" On a small sticker attached to the bottom of what is very obviously a stool in the school science lab: "Not for sitting." Jar of peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts. I guess I’ll have to go have some solder pretzels.) On quart of two stroke oil: "White smoke is normal, unless you haven’t started the engine yet." On cup of coffee: "Caution, contents may be hot" (No, ya think? I don’t understand how anyone can have the balls to sue for getting burned by what is by definition served hot, and spilled it on themselves. and win) Sharpie’d on carboard sign, duct taped to pine tree at ski resort last winter: "Do not hit this tree" and a little ways farther down the run, "Not this one, either."I once saw a stepladder with a pictorial warning showing a fellow standing on one step, with another fellow standing right behind him, on the next step down. I shall consider scanning and posting. I always see "Do Not Eat" warnings on those little sachets of silica gel included in shoe boxes. I ponder why anyone would get the urge to eat things that come with their shoes, (other than dogs, who usually eschew wearing footwear, and in my opinion, would benefit, as a species, from a little Darwinian selection of individuals that don’t express a tendency to gnaw on random objects).
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