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The last tricycle that ever even had a possible claim to being cool was the Big Wheel. These caught on in the 1970s when someone decided that they were safer for children than regular tricycles (a decision obviously not made by someone who’d ever met a child,
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And after a bit of research, I’ve found some startling news. There are other cool tricycles out there, some almost as cool as the Big Wheels themselves, tricycles the quad wheeled industrial complex has been suppressing. Below I’ve selected four of the most genuinely cool three wheeled experiences that exist (or have existed). These vehicles were designed to carry humanity to a better place, a simpler place, a metaphorical place, which is also an actual place, which is a ditch that we’ve just wailed into as hard as possible.
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